On 2002-07-12 04:19, AJ wrote:
Sorry to be yet another to rain on the "Bubba" parade but in the UK at the moment that would be right out.
Bubba is the nickname of Jade from the Big Brother house (for those that don't know it's a TV show where people live their life in front of the cameras for a few weeks).
Jade is quite possibly the most stupid cow on the planet, as the excerpts from conversations with the other housemates below prove...
Jade thinks peacocks see out of their feathers ...
Jade has amazed the other housemates by telling them she thought peacocks had eyes in their feathers.
They had been talking about pets when she made her latest gaffe.
Alex and PJ were even more flabbergasted than usual at Jade's precarious grasp of reality.
She said: "You see those things, don't think I'm being daft, but them things that look like eyes, are they their real eyes?"
PJ and Alex soon realised she meant the "eyes" in the birds' colourful feathers.
PJ said: "Jade, come on, I know you're a bit dizzy but..."
Alex was more blunt, saying: "How can a f*****g peacock have eyes in their f*****g feathers?"
They explained some creatures had markings that looked like eyes to protect them from predators.
But Jade just said: "Imagine having eyes up your bum!"
Jade's previous howlers include thinking Cambridge was in London, East Anglia was a foreign country and Sherlock Holmes and Inspector Morse were real people.
Edit: Sorry - just realised her nickname is Babba, not Bubba. Doh! (feeling as thick as she is now!). It's probably still too close an association though!
This message was edited by AJ on 2002-07-12 04:20
AJ.... I don't think Big Brother will *ever* beat the other day when she sat there drunk as a skunk on the sofa, naked, giggling
what a sight...
dear me...!
"East Angular ? That's in Africa isn't it ?"
