Bill Jelen and Christine Layton on radio in Perth


Bill Jelen and Christine Layton on radio in Perth

August 10, 2022

Video Transcript

[Christine Layton:] ...
as they try to solve an original task. 
The championship was broadcasted on the 
ESPN network and attracted a large audience. 
I actually have one of the commentators, MrExcel 
himself, Bill Jelen, joining us from the U.S.. 
Hello, Bill.

[Bill Jelen:] Hey, Christine, how are you? 

[Christine:] I'm good.
Now, what is the seemingly useless  
thing you're really good at?

[Bill:] Oh, my. 
Back in uni, I won a thousand dollars by 
stopping an electric fan with my tongue  
at a stupid human tricks competition.

[Christine:] Had you done it before that? 
Did you have experience in this field?

[Bill:] It was definitely something after a  
happy hour kind of event where you tried 
it on a small fan and then worked your way  
up to the big fan, so yes.

[Christine:] Look at that. 

[Bill:] I had a year experience 
before I won that money. 

[Christine:] Yeah, that would be quite the 
qualification to put into a LinkedIn profile. 
So look, how did the event 
go over the weekend, Bill? 
What can you tell us about 
the World Championships? 
This is just the best event I've heard of.

[Bill:] It's crazy. 
So the eight people who are competing are 
some of the best Excellers in the world. 
They're very, very fast at Excel and the 
competition throws very unusual tasks at them. 
So instead of just doing an income statement 
like you would normally do at work. 
They had to simulate one was a regatta.
So, you have a series of ships and the  
wind constantly changes and you have 
to figure out where the ship ends up. 
Another one was modeling a slot machine 
kind of thing, but with alternate scoring. 
So you have to be able to take your Excel 
skills and just turn 90 degrees and use it  
in ways that you normally wouldn't use it at work.
All while competing in a 30-minute clock against  
everyone else to see who can solve the fastest.

[Christine:] Wow. 
I did not even know you could do that in 
Excel, but I'm sure that the competitors did. 
Can you tell us about some of the...
Yeah, can you tell us about some  
of the eight expert modelers?

[Bill:] Yeah, so the best person in the  
world is a guy named Diarmuid Early.
He's from Ireland. 
He generally wins these and he 
has a very interesting strategy. 
There's five levels.
So you can get 200  
points in each of the five levels.
And Diarmuid almost always goes  
straight for the hardest example to 
try and put points on the board fast. 
And that worked out for him in the first and 
second round, so he advanced to the finals. 
But then the third round was so hard he 
actually ran out of time before he could  
post his answers to the board.
He ended up getting upset by a young fellow  
named Andrew Ngai, who won the championship.
So it was interesting to see Diarmuid just so  
dominating in the first two rounds and 
then, just because of a timing error,  
basically, go down in the finals.

[Christine:] Wow, what an upset. 

[Bill:] Right.
[Christine:] So that is...,  
yeah, definitely.
So can you tell me,  
so there were three rounds, is that right?
Were there finals before this, by the way? 
How did the eight people get through?

[Bill:] Yeah, that's right. 
So the way that it works, every 
October, the FM World Cup, Financial  
Modeling World Cup has an open competition.
So anyone who thinks that they are good at Excel. 
If you're the Excel person at 
your work, you can sign up. 
I think it's $50 to sign up and you compete.
The top 100 finishers in that  
two-hour round then move on to Round 2.
And then the top 16 will advance to the finals. 
And those finals last year were all on 
ESPN3, which is the streaming channel. 
So that's how they advanced last year.
And then this year, they just chose,  
they call it the "eight all-stars", right?
So people who have done well in the past who  
are kind of, it's hard to say this, who are kind 
of household names in the competitive Excel world. 
Which is a sentence that I 
never thought I would utter, 
But other people who made a name for 
themselves in the last competition. 
One fellow, Michael Jarman, who developed a huge 
following in the chat window, they started calling  
themselves "Jarmy's Army", they invited him 
back just because he was such a fan favorite. 
So yeah.

[Christine:] Wow. 
That is...
It's 12:45. 
If you have just jumped in the car and you're 
wondering what's going on, we're talking about  
the Microsoft Excel World Championships 
with one of the commentators, Bill Jelen,  
who is crossing to me from Florida.
You know what I really love, Bill,  
was the banner photo with the eight faces, so all 
of the main competitors, and it kind of looked a  
little bit like the Hunger Games.
They all look really serious. 
They had some good blue steel going on.
But how in the world did you become  
a commentator for this?
I mean, what is the road? 
What is the path that you 
have followed to be here now? 

[Bill:] Okay, so about 20 years ago, 
I launched a website called MrExcel. 
I'm MrExcel, mrexcel.com, and I've written 
about 67 books about Microsoft Excel. 
I have 2,400 YouTube videos about Excel.
So I know a lot about Excel. 
I traveled around the country doing seminars.
And I consider myself to be very smart in Excel. 
Smart enough to know that I should 
never compete against these people. 
So when someone called me years ago for an 
earlier competition and wanted me to be a judge,  
I'm like, "Yes, I'll be happy to be a judge.
“I can come and help explain what's going on”,  
but not have to be as fast as these people.
They say it's a young man's sport. 
These people probably use Excel 40, 60, 80 hours 
every week so they're super fast at what they do. 

[Christine:] So how did you 
come to love it so much? 
I mean, 67 books?
That's a lot. 

[Bill:] Yeah.

[Christine:] Yeah. 
Where did you start with it?

[Bill:] Right, yeah, so I was working in  
an accounting department in Akron, Ohio, taking 
data from the mainframe and producing reports  
and it just became my go-to product.
We would take the data out of the mainframe  
and I was sitting back there in the back, just 
hunched over, first Lotus 1-2-3 and then Excel. 
I became really good at it.
And at one point, one of my coworkers  
said, "You know, you should write a book."
I said, "How am I ever going to write a book?" 
And he said, "I'll give you 
an Excel question every day." 
And so after six months, we looked in the 
drawer where we threw the Excel questions  
and there were only three questions in there.
I said, "You're not doing a very good job." 
So I launched a website and I encouraged 
people to send me their Excel questions. 
"Send me your Excel question, I'll send 
you the answer." And then each week,  
I'd write up an article of the best question that 
came in that week, and then eventually, there was  
enough material there for the first book.
And then, once you have the first book,  
you just keep adding more stuff.
When I do a seminar, I always start the  
seminar by saying, "Someone in this room is going 
to know some Excel trick I've never seen before." 
And I have a little prize, a little dollar 
prize I hand out and I get so many great  
Excel tricks from that.
Right? 
Someone in the audience gives me some amazing 
thing I've never seen in Excel and I always  
collect those and put them in the next book.

[Christine:] Well, what are some tricks  
that you can tell us about now, Bill?

[Bill:] Okay, so here's my #1 trick of all time. 

[Christine:] Okay.

[Bill:] You download data,  
you have 10,000 rows of data and you put 
in some amazing little formula up in Row 2. 
So Row 1 is the headings.
You build a great formula  
in Row 2 and you need to get that formula 
down to all 10,000 rows or all 100,000 rows. 
Most people will grab that formula, 
there's a little dot called the fill  
handle, and they'll drag.
And dragging is such a  
hassle because dragging down 10,000 rows 
takes you forever and you always miss. 
You lose interest and you 
end up way below the data. 
Okay, so here's the tip, and everyone 
who has ever dragged that fill handle,  
just go to the fill handle and 
instead of dragging, double click. 
Excel looks to the left, figures out how many 
rows of data are sitting next to the formula  
and copies the formula down to the bottom.
Anytime I do that trick in a seminar,  
I hear half the room just go, (gasp] Right?
And I know it's going to be a great  
day when I get that at 8:45 AM.

[Christine:] Your job here is done. 
12:50, Bill Jelen is my guest, we're talking 
about Microsoft Excel tricks and tips. 
Oh, wow.
So, I suppose,  
what are the rules around this whole competition?
Are there any things that aren't allowed? 
Any tricks that aren't allowed, Bill?

[Bill:] No, it's amazing, any trick is allowed. 
So when I first saw the competition, I said, 
"Well, would we be allowed to flip over into the  
macro language and write some sort of a macro?"
And they said, "If you're fast enough  
that you think that you could beat 
Diarmuid Early with your macro,  
then that's certainly allowed."
All right? 
And I remember, at one point...

[Christine:] Does anyone do that? 
Has anyone done that, Bill?

[Bill:] I think, in last year's competition, there  
was one woman who did flip over into VBA and just 
wrote a tiny little function to reverse some text. 
So the text was going left to right, of course.
And she needed it to go backwards, 
I don't remember exactly 
what the point of that was. 
But she flipped over into VBA and I remember that 
she called her function "FlipItAndReverseIt". 
And I said, "Wow, that's a 
Missy Elliott fan right there." 
You know, so it occasionally happens.

[Christine:] That's very funny. 
Have there been any disqualifications 
in the past, maybe using Clippy? 
I love Clippy.
Or the F1 key? 
The help key?
I don't know if…, you shouldn't need the F1 key  
if you're in these competitions, though, right?

[Bill:] Yeah, and,  
in fact, the F1 key is such a dangerous key 
because if you accidentally click F1 for help,  
you lose a good 8 or 10 seconds 
while the Help panel opens. 
And when I first saw this 
competition live, one fellow,  
he had a keyboard and the F1 key was missing.
I'm like, "Oh, my gosh, is that an old keyboard?" 
He said, "No, I bought it 
yesterday for this competition." 
And I said, "What happened to the F1 key?"
He says, "I ripped it off so I never  
accidentally press F1."
And I kind of went into the  
room where the other people were to sort 
of make a little bit of fun of this guy. 
I said, "Oh, my gosh, this guy is so serious 
he ripped the F1 key off this keyboard." 
And all the other seven competitors looked 
back at me like I was the weird one. 
Like, "Of course, We all 
ripped F1 off our keyboard. 
“How could we compete when you would 
accidentally press F1 for help?" 
So they are pretty serious.

[Christine:] That is so clever. 
That is really, really clever.
And I have to ask the obvious question. 
Is Microsoft involved in this championship?

[Bill:] So yeah, last year they  
were one of the lead sponsors.
It was a $30,000 prize for the winner  
of the FMWC World Cup last year and I 
think Microsoft provided that prize money. 

[Christine:] Yeah, right.

[Bill:] And, of course, Microsoft loves to see  
people using Excel and embracing Excel and 
being really good at Excel so they're always  
out to promote the competition.

[Christine:] Yeah,  
right.
Okay. 
I'm asking the audience seemingly useless 
things you're really good at - 0437922720. 
Excel doesn't count because, obviously, 
you could take part in the World  
Championships if you needed to.
Neil has sent me a text, Bill. 
It says, "I remember my sister not happy when they 
took away command line Excel. It was mouse-only. 
I wish I was a macro master in VB."
Can you translate? 

[Bill:] Yeah.
Yeah, so it used to be  
back...actually, I'm not sure it was Excel.
I think it was back in the days of Lotus 1-2-3,  
there was, you couldn't use the mouse at all 
and so it was all just keyboard shortcuts. 
And so a lot of people got really, really fast 
at using Excel with never touching your mouse. 
And so, yeah, that could be what 
he's talking about, those old days. 

[Christine:] What a world. Wow. That's...

[Bill:] And actually, you're much faster by  
using the keyboard shortcuts and never touching 
the mouse, so that's hard to do that today,  
to not reach for the mouse every once in a while.

[Christine:] Definitely. 
How much time do you spend on Excel now, Bill?
I'm curious. 
Are you still fine-tuning your skills daily?

[Bill:] I'm still learning things all the time,  
especially from the people...
If I post something on YouTube  
and I say, "This is the best way to do it."
I never say it's the best way to do it anymore  
because I know that someone who watches the 
video will post a comment with something  
completely better.
So I'm constantly  
learning new things.
And back in the day,  
when I had a day job and I was actually using 
Excel, I would use Excel 40 hours a week. 
And then my joke is, "And those 
were the weeks I was on vacation." 
So for me at work, we had Excel open all the time.
You would never have a computer on without  
being in Excel.
That was our life. 

[Christine:] Ah. And I'm sure you've heard all the 
puns there are in terms of you excelling at your  
job, so I'm not going to do that to you, Bill.
But look, I noticed that there was a  
real lack of Australian competitors.
So for those who are listening from Perth and WA,  
if they want to get into this, if they've got mad 
Excel skills that they could wow the world with,  
what advice do you have for them?
Is there a website they can go to  
to start getting into this?

[Bill:] There is. 
If you are the fastest person in Excel in your 
company, go right now to fmworldcup.com and sign  
up for the open competition.
I think it's October 8th  
or thereabouts is the first round.
It's easy to join. 
And in fact, this week, because they were on 
ESPN, they've lowered the price from $50 to $25. 
So a very low barrier to entry.
And you'll actually find out where you rank  
in the world of competitive Excel.
So it's very easy. 
If you're the best person in Excel in your job.
And we have that person in every company who  
you're the person that everyone goes to with 
your Excel questions, I encourage you to sign up. 
It's a lot of fun, it'll take two hours 
of your life one day, you'll solve a  
few problems and then get your ranking and 
you'll find out, you'll have bragging rights. 
Although everyone at work already knows 
that you're the MrExcel of your company,  
or MrsExcel of your company.

[Christine:] You just get to  
find out where you rank in the world.
Bill, this has been such a fun chat. 
Thank you so much for coming on.
If we get any WA entrants, I'll let you know. 

[Bill:] Sounds great, I hope to 
see them on the finals next year. 
That would be awesome.

[Christine:] Yeah. 
Would be.
Thank you, Bill. 
Bill Jelen - so he's from 
Florida, he's called MrExcel. 
He's got 67 books, 2,400 YouTube videos 
and he was one of the commentators and  
judges of the Microsoft Excel World 
Championships over the weekend. 
As you heard, somewhat of an 
upset and yeah, that looks like  
that World Cup is on the 8th of October.
So if you do enter, can you let me know? 
And I will track your...